





"Ph'nglui mglw'nath Cthulu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
We have called this meeting here today to say unto thee mortals
BEHOLD AND BE IN MORTAL TERROR FOR--
THE RAZOR BABES
Our next Event:
Date: Thursday, December 17th
Time: 7pm
Place: Ojai Seniors Center
Our sexy madame Sandra has provided our syllabus for the workshop we shall be leading, which reads as follows:
The giving and receiving of gifts:
In twos, writers decide on a word (juicy, delicious, ponderous, unzip) and put it together with something unexpected (juicy desert, delicious shark, ponderous perfume, unzip cloud). Make this phrase precious and give it a color, smell, and location.
Now each duo will present their Gift to two other writers who will write a poem between them (one line each at a time) paying close attention to the attributes they’ve been provided.
Everyone reads their work aloud.
Finally, it is my intention to make this blog a successful tool for Me, You, and These People, and therefore if any other of the Babes or Beaus would like to contribute to this blog, please do not hesitate to notify me at the next Razor Babes event.
Sincerely,
Shae Sveniker