Saturday, November 21, 2009

Something Sharp and Sexy This Way Cometh

Babes and Beaus,

For those of you joining us for the first time, we'd like to first go around and make introductions. For the most part, I am Me, You are You, and These People are all These People. Now we usually open these meetings with prayer. Now don't get uppity, it's just a formality, we are a non-denominational group, so anyone of any faith can lead the prayer. Since I'm the one with the floor this week, I will lead this week's prayer:

"That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange eons even death may die,"

--and, since I would like to end on a positive note--

"Ph'nglui mglw'nath Cthulu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

We have called this meeting here today to say unto thee mortals

BEHOLD AND BE IN MORTAL TERROR FOR--

THE RAZOR BABES

Our next Event:
Date: Thursday, December 17th
Time: 7pm
Place: Ojai Seniors Center

Our sexy madame Sandra has provided our syllabus for the workshop we shall be leading, which reads as follows:

The giving and receiving of gifts:

In twos, writers decide on a word (juicy, delicious, ponderous, unzip) and put it together with something unexpected (juicy desert, delicious shark, ponderous perfume, unzip cloud). Make this phrase precious and give it a color, smell, and location.

Now each duo will present their Gift to two other writers who will write a poem between them (one line each at a time) paying close attention to the attributes they’ve been provided.

Everyone reads their work aloud.

Finally, it is my intention to make this blog a successful tool for Me, You, and These People, and therefore if any other of the Babes or Beaus would like to contribute to this blog, please do not hesitate to notify me at the next Razor Babes event.

Sincerely,

Shae Sveniker